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I gently waggled the jade filigree handle of the exquisite instrument of ruin. 'The monarch who gave me that would appreciate its fate!'

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I gently waggled the jade filigree handle of the exquisite instrument of ruin. 'The monarch who gave me that would appreciate its fate!'

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'Do that again and I start my own 'tec agency.' I can stand much, but I am flesh and like anyone I cannot abide wanton cruelty to art.

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'Do that again and I start my own 'tec agency.' I can stand much, but I am flesh and like anyone I cannot abide wanton cruelty to art.

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'Keep you in temper!' I only have my quick wits to thank that I still own two ears. Instead of flesh the rapier gashed a Whistler nocturne.

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'Keep you in temper!' I only have my quick wits to thank that I still own two ears. Instead of flesh the rapier gashed a Whistler nocturne.

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'That's an awful catchphrase.'I hated how he could read me like a big print edition of a kid's first ABC.Stung,N flung a silver paperknife.

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'That's an awful catchphrase.'I hated how he could read me like a big print edition of a kid's first ABC.Stung,N flung a silver paperknife.

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He frowned. 'But how did you know what I was thinking?' 'My reputation, Albert, my reputation! Stop sidetracking. The missive. Thoughts?'

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He frowned. 'But how did you know what I was thinking?' 'My reputation, Albert, my reputation! Stop sidetracking. The missive. Thoughts?'

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How it was all your fault? Seems -you're going to laugh! - a hundred years of manipulated data wasn't a sound foundation for a cogent case!

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How it was all your fault? Seems -you're going to laugh! - a hundred years of manipulated data wasn't a sound foundation for a cogent case!

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When the flag-burning began I was grateful I'd donated anonymously. 'I forgave you aforetime,' N murmured. 'And the Museum hasn't twigged.

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When the flag-burning began I was grateful I'd donated anonymously. 'I forgave you aforetime,' N murmured. 'And the Museum hasn't twigged.

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When the flag-burning began I was grateful I'd donated anonymously. 'I forgave you aforetime,' N murmured. 'And the Museum hasn't twigged.'

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When the flag-burning began I was grateful I'd donated anonymously. 'I forgave you aforetime,' N murmured. 'And the Museum hasn't twigged.'

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Irate Egyptians demonstrated on the neoclassical steps. Cairo expelled diplomats and began a campaign to 'Repatriate our cultural heritage'

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Irate Egyptians demonstrated on the neoclassical steps. Cairo expelled diplomats and began a campaign to 'Repatriate our cultural heritage'

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The fragments were the cornerstone of fundraising for a new museum wing and centrepiece of an exhibition called 'The Shah and the Shards'.

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The fragments were the cornerstone of fundraising for a new museum wing and centrepiece of an exhibition called 'The Shah and the Shards'.

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In remorse I sent the shards to the British Museum.They detected perfumes that rewrote the scholarship on ancient enfleurage and parfumerie.

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In remorse I sent the shards to the British Museum.They detected perfumes that rewrote the scholarship on ancient enfleurage and parfumerie.

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He scoffed when I said the holiday insurance wouldn't cover a delicate glass piriform phial last used by a hetaera in antiquity. I was right

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He scoffed when I said the holiday insurance wouldn't cover a delicate glass piriform phial last used by a hetaera in antiquity. I was right

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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He had once bellowed that apophthegm when I had questioned his use of a precious Romano-Egyptian Unguentarium as a travel bubble-bath bottle

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The apartment was full of treasures he seemed not to appreciate, or rather appreciated in his own way. 'Objects must be used or they die!'

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The apartment was full of treasures he seemed not to appreciate, or rather appreciated in his own way. 'Objects must be used or they die!'

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His right hand darted to his exquisite ebony desk, stubbed his cigarette in a Roman libation bowl. A priceless gift from a grateful client.

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His right hand darted to his exquisite ebony desk, stubbed his cigarette in a Roman libation bowl. A priceless gift from a grateful client.

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'This missive...I welcome your thoughts.' He proffered the paper, leaning slightly across the yellow arabesques of the Ushak rug between us.

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'This missive...I welcome your thoughts.' He proffered the paper, leaning slightly across the yellow arabesques of the Ushak rug between us.

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Mere reportage is not in my bag. I'm a Liu Ji-Bernstein-Rasputin mix. N and I are a team, like Hillary and that Sherpa who did all the work.

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Mere reportage is not in my bag. I'm a Liu Ji-Bernstein-Rasputin mix. N and I are a team, like Hillary and that Sherpa who did all the work.

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Even a small oil would be nice, nothing fancy. By Freud maybe, hung in the Tate or amongst the National Portraits.I'm no canonizing Boswell

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Even a small oil would be nice, nothing fancy. By Freud maybe, hung in the Tate or amongst the National Portraits.I'm no canonizing Boswell

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Maybe there'd be enough bronze left for a small statue of me. I usually ask a question that makes N stop, look thoughtful and solve the case

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Maybe there'd be enough bronze left for a small statue of me. I usually ask a question that makes N stop, look thoughtful and solve the case

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'You forget my aversion to rain. This is England...''MPs would surely clamour to melt down tired statues of Churchill and erect one to you'

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'You forget my aversion to rain. This is England...''MPs would surely clamour to melt down tired statues of Churchill and erect one to you'

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If you had half, nay! 10%! of the recognition you deserve, you would be paraded in an open-top bus through Trafalgar Square. Every weekend.

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If you had half, nay! 10%! of the recognition you deserve, you would be paraded in an open-top bus through Trafalgar Square. Every weekend.

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Please Retweet to your followers: Learn English with a daily English twitter novel @whodunit140 retweet rt Thanks very much!

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'She would hardly hire a fictional detective.' I laughed. 'Fictional! Toi! Terry Waite would still be in a Jihadi fridge if you were fiction.

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'She would hardly hire a fictional detective.' I laughed. 'Fictional! Toi! Terry Waite would still be in a Jihadi fridge if you were fiction.

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'What think you of the Foxy Knoxy verdict?'he asked, unfolding the document. 'Is that the case?Have we been engaged to prove her innocence?'

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'What think you of the Foxy Knoxy verdict?'he asked, unfolding the document. 'Is that the case?Have we been engaged to prove her innocence?'

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N flicked his tailored hams over the chair arm, wriggled, pulled a paper from a pocket.He could loll for Britain.He has just the right build

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N flicked his tailored hams over the chair arm, wriggled, pulled a paper from a pocket.He could loll for Britain.He has just the right build

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He was raising money for children with cancer. A. Morrisette would appreciate that.Organisers blamed severe tonsillitis.His wife took to gin

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He was raising money for children with cancer. A. Morrisette would appreciate that.Organisers blamed severe tonsillitis.His wife took to gin

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All the top sleuths love gaspers.'He puffed La Marseillaise in smoke rings.I grimaced.My great uncle died after winning a charity smokeathon

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All the top sleuths love gaspers.'He puffed La Marseillaise in smoke rings.I grimaced.My great uncle died after winning a charity smokeathon

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They met their match!

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Delish!

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'You do remember The Whitehouse Whippet Crisis?' N lit a Gauloise,which was odd as he didn't smoke.'Saw The Big Sleep yesterday.Got inspired

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'You do remember The Whitehouse Whippet Crisis?' N lit a Gauloise,which was odd as he didn't smoke.'Saw The Big Sleep yesterday.Got inspired

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'Calamity?' N asked with an ataraxia unseen since Pyrrho decided everything was incomprehensible, worry was absurd and he was off to the pub

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'Calamity?' N asked with an ataraxia unseen since Pyrrho decided everything was incomprehensible, worry was absurd and he was off to the pub

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I will devote retirement to writing a monograph on the fall in respect for afternoon tea and the concomitant decline of the British Empire.

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I will devote retirement to writing a monograph on the fall in respect for afternoon tea and the concomitant decline of the British Empire.

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The great inter-meal meals are almost forgotten. High tea, supper, midnight feasts - all sacrificed to progress, profit, health and safety.

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The great inter-meal meals are almost forgotten. High tea, supper, midnight feasts - all sacrificed to progress, profit, health and safety.

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In darker moments we still referred to that delayed sustenance as an example of societal decay. In Georgian days elevenses was sacrosanct.

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In darker moments we still referred to that delayed sustenance as an example of societal decay. In Georgian days elevenses was sacrosanct.

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What's caused this calamity?'I recalled previous comestible horrors.We had once suffered the indignity of having elevenses at twelve o'clock

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What's caused this calamity?'I recalled previous comestible horrors.We had once suffered the indignity of having elevenses at twelve o'clock

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N missing a meal was as likely as the Flat Earth Society securing BBC funds for their play 'Walter Sodrington and the Spherical Conspiracy'

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N missing a meal was as likely as the Flat Earth Society securing BBC funds for their play 'Walter Sodrington and the Spherical Conspiracy'

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Bordeaux vintners lived for his praise. Presidents and ministers begged him to insure his tongue. They frowned on his penchant for hot chai.

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Bordeaux vintners lived for his praise. Presidents and ministers begged him to insure his tongue. They frowned on his penchant for hot chai.

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His taste buds once solved a case that had -of course- baffled police. He discerned where a villain was living from the taste of some salt.

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His taste buds once solved a case that had -of course- baffled police. He discerned where a villain was living from the taste of some salt.

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'Of course!' N was a gourmet.His eggs were couriered in weekly from Genova;his cakes were gateaux.He held passionate opinions on olive oil.

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'Of course!' N was a gourmet.His eggs were couriered in weekly from Genova;his cakes were gateaux.He held passionate opinions on olive oil.

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'The pope's not the Pope,' N muttered, searching his pockets. His stomach screeched like a 747 overshooting the runway. 'Have you supped?'

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'The pope's not the Pope,' N muttered, searching his pockets. His stomach screeched like a 747 overshooting the runway. 'Have you supped?'

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Night all! Any questions on English, just ask. Ciao!

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Improve your English by following a daily novel - ff followfriday @whodunit140 a comedy detective story.

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English Help: The suffix 'Y' added to words means 'a lot of' or 'plenty of'. Eg- Wealth -> Wealthy. Rain->rainy

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red recamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red recamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red rcamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red rcamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'Impossible! Surely?'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red récamier, avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy

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'Impossible! Surely?'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red récamier, avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy

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English tip: Don't forget that '-ue' is silent after g and q. Eg- fatigue. Oblique.

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He collapsed into a Queen Anne wingback and swigged a tumbler of Margaux. 'Why, K? Is she mad? Am I wrong?' He snorted at the impossibility

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He collapsed into a Queen Anne wingback and swigged a tumbler of Margaux. 'Why, K? Is she mad? Am I wrong?' He snorted at the impossibility

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Read the new twitter daily experimental comedy detective whodunit novel. Or else... http://act.ly/R1az twitternovel

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Read the new twitter daily experimental comedy detective whodunit novel. Or else... http://act.ly/R1az twitternovel

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Apologies if this is a double post. Testing different means of posting, ready for the novel start! Enjoy!

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Apologies if this is a double post. Testing different means of posting, ready for the novel start! Enjoy!

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The excitement is not palpable...but it should be!

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Let's see if this gets through... Get ready for the whodunit140 comedy detective novel to be broadcast HERE! Daily postings. Catch up so far at www.twitter.com/whodunit140

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test message one - Follow me for a great daily detective comedy novel. You'll kick yourself if you miss it! Catch up so far at www.twitter.com/whodunit140

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Liberty Scott: Fitna - see it here.

Liberty Scott: Fitna - see it here.

Official Google Blog: Power to the people

Official Google Blog: Power to the people
This makes an interesting point. We don't know how much electricity costs, how much we use every day... there's nothing else that is priced like that - a shop with no prices!!

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