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'Calamity?' N asked with an ataraxia unseen since Pyrrho decided everything was incomprehensible, worry was absurd and he was off to the pub

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'Calamity?' N asked with an ataraxia unseen since Pyrrho decided everything was incomprehensible, worry was absurd and he was off to the pub

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I will devote retirement to writing a monograph on the fall in respect for afternoon tea and the concomitant decline of the British Empire.

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I will devote retirement to writing a monograph on the fall in respect for afternoon tea and the concomitant decline of the British Empire.

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The great inter-meal meals are almost forgotten. High tea, supper, midnight feasts - all sacrificed to progress, profit, health and safety.

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The great inter-meal meals are almost forgotten. High tea, supper, midnight feasts - all sacrificed to progress, profit, health and safety.

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In darker moments we still referred to that delayed sustenance as an example of societal decay. In Georgian days elevenses was sacrosanct.

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In darker moments we still referred to that delayed sustenance as an example of societal decay. In Georgian days elevenses was sacrosanct.

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What's caused this calamity?'I recalled previous comestible horrors.We had once suffered the indignity of having elevenses at twelve o'clock

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What's caused this calamity?'I recalled previous comestible horrors.We had once suffered the indignity of having elevenses at twelve o'clock

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N missing a meal was as likely as the Flat Earth Society securing BBC funds for their play 'Walter Sodrington and the Spherical Conspiracy'

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N missing a meal was as likely as the Flat Earth Society securing BBC funds for their play 'Walter Sodrington and the Spherical Conspiracy'

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Bordeaux vintners lived for his praise. Presidents and ministers begged him to insure his tongue. They frowned on his penchant for hot chai.

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Bordeaux vintners lived for his praise. Presidents and ministers begged him to insure his tongue. They frowned on his penchant for hot chai.

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His taste buds once solved a case that had -of course- baffled police. He discerned where a villain was living from the taste of some salt.

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His taste buds once solved a case that had -of course- baffled police. He discerned where a villain was living from the taste of some salt.

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'Of course!' N was a gourmet.His eggs were couriered in weekly from Genova;his cakes were gateaux.He held passionate opinions on olive oil.

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'Of course!' N was a gourmet.His eggs were couriered in weekly from Genova;his cakes were gateaux.He held passionate opinions on olive oil.

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'The pope's not the Pope,' N muttered, searching his pockets. His stomach screeched like a 747 overshooting the runway. 'Have you supped?'

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'The pope's not the Pope,' N muttered, searching his pockets. His stomach screeched like a 747 overshooting the runway. 'Have you supped?'

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Night all! Any questions on English, just ask. Ciao!

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Improve your English by following a daily novel - ff followfriday @whodunit140 a comedy detective story.

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English Help: The suffix 'Y' added to words means 'a lot of' or 'plenty of'. Eg- Wealth -> Wealthy. Rain->rainy

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red recamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red recamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red rcamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'You're not the pope.'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red rcamier,avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy.

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'Impossible! Surely?'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red récamier, avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy

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'Impossible! Surely?'I toe-punted a pile of tracts and sat on a red récamier, avoiding an old piece of toast with a Travoltian bottom shimmy

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English tip: Don't forget that '-ue' is silent after g and q. Eg- fatigue. Oblique.

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He collapsed into a Queen Anne wingback and swigged a tumbler of Margaux. 'Why, K? Is she mad? Am I wrong?' He snorted at the impossibility

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He collapsed into a Queen Anne wingback and swigged a tumbler of Margaux. 'Why, K? Is she mad? Am I wrong?' He snorted at the impossibility

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Read the new twitter daily experimental comedy detective whodunit novel. Or else... http://act.ly/R1az twitternovel

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Read the new twitter daily experimental comedy detective whodunit novel. Or else... http://act.ly/R1az twitternovel

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Apologies if this is a double post. Testing different means of posting, ready for the novel start! Enjoy!

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Apologies if this is a double post. Testing different means of posting, ready for the novel start! Enjoy!

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The excitement is not palpable...but it should be!

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Let's see if this gets through... Get ready for the whodunit140 comedy detective novel to be broadcast HERE! Daily postings. Catch up so far at www.twitter.com/whodunit140

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test message one - Follow me for a great daily detective comedy novel. You'll kick yourself if you miss it! Catch up so far at www.twitter.com/whodunit140

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